Burrito Bison
Squash the Gummies in Burrito Bison
Get ready to launch into action with Burrito Bison, the legendary web game that perfected the launcher genre! After being kidnapped by the evil gummies while grocery shopping, it's up to you to smash your way out of Candy Land. Click to set your launch angle from the wrestling ring, bounce off fleeing gummy bears to maintain speed, and crush into massive vault doors to escape!
With its insanely addictive "just one more run" gameplay loop, Burrito Bison challenges you to manage your momentum perfectly. Wait to use your signature rocket slam just before hitting the ground so you bounce into a massive horde of gummies rather than losing your speed to friction.
The Ultimate Upgrade Loop
No launcher game is complete without a massive store of upgrades, and Burrito Bison delivers. Use the cash you steal from the gummy citizens to buy essential power-ups. Upgrade the bounciness of the ground, drastically increase your starting launch velocity via better ring ropes, or purchase a larger wallet to carry more cash between runs. Knowing what to upgrade and when is the key to finally bursting through the giant candy gates!
Special Gummy Types
Not all gummies are created equal. Keep an eye out for special hazard gummies—like the spiky gummies, the explosive bomb-carrying gummies, or the high-bouncing propellor gummies. Navigating the skies to land on beneficial gummies while dodging pace-killers is what separates rookie wrestlers from Candy Land champions.
Game FAQ
How do I get further in Burrito Bison?
Distance in Burrito Bison is all about maintaining altitude and velocity. Aim to crush the gummy bears to keep bouncing, and spend the cash you earn on critical upgrades like "Bouncier Gummies", "Rocket Slam", and better launching ropes.
When should I use the Rocket Slam?
The Rocket Slam is best used when you are starting to lose too much momentum or are about to drop into an empty space with no gummies to bounce on. Timing it perfectly will slam you into a high-value gummy and restore your speed.
What are the best upgrades to buy early on?
In the early game, focus on upgrading your launch velocity (the wrestling ring ropes) and gummy bounciness. These two upgrades guarantee farther flights on every run, getting you more cash per launch to afford the more expensive upgrades later.
Can I play Burrito Bison without Flash?
Yes! We host HTML5 versions of classic web games so you can play Burrito Bison unblocked entirely in your modern Chrome, Firefox, or Safari browser without needing the old Flash player.
